1. neighborhoodfreakk:

    swamped:

    Kostis Fokas #26, 2014

    This picture is so weird funny and also confusing I get confused every time I see it

    (via mooremooo)

  2. and-umar:

    I hate hate hate it when women in video games make sexual noises when they get hit or die in suggestive positions

    like women can’t even die in a way that doesn’t exist to turn men on

    how dare you sexualise female pain

    (via piercetheidjits)

  3. if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

    (Source: hunterandrewpence, via narnianhobbitinthearena)

  4. lucariomegas:

    *puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb

    (via assassinbabymama)

    epluspdegeneres:

    dickwielding:

    ellen is my spirit animal.

    I’ve been waiting for this gifset

    (Source: princessbeagle, via assassinbabymama)

  5. lollians:

    f-aint:

    I want to talk to you but my face

    I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

    (Source: urbxngod, via assassinbabymama)

  6. (Source: spikespieqel, via furriend)

  7. meganthebadwolf:

    nahshaw:

    the shitty thing about having read a book in which a major character dies in the end is that when you see the movie it’s so fucking painful because when you’re seeing that character and whenever they’re smiling all you can think of is “you’re gonna fucking die” like you can literally feel your soul being ripped out of your chest

    I’m looking at you
    fishingboatproceeds

    (via narnianhobbitinthearena)

  8. nosdrinker:

    this is the teacher from the incredibles

    (Source: yimmyayo, via narnianhobbitinthearena)

  9. leonardbonesy:

    glitterandmetal-yt-da:

    batreaux:

    You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

    are you ok?

    this is some night vale shit, right here

    (via narnianhobbitinthearena)

  10. okusuck:

    IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

    (via narnianhobbitinthearena)